Thanks, DirecTV, for telling me that because my dad didn’t get more TV channels to suck away our lives, I will grow up to be an unfortunate slutwhore who has no ambition or control over her life. Also, I will be slutty and rebellious, but not TOO rebellious because I got married before I got pregnant. But I am undesirable because I have a nosering and wore a short wedding dress with elements of punk culture in my fashion choices. We never actually see my boyfriend being undesirable, other than the fact that he plays video games and wears punk clothing. But that’s UNDESIRABLE and that’s all you, the clearly straight, white, male baby boomer target market needs to know.
Your commercial is terrible.
Also, who plays video games at arcades anymore? Seriously.
